February 2012
1 post
WatchMy pretty girl Martha. Directed by Jessica Nicole Collins.
January 2012
4 posts
Peach fuzz on my face.
December 2011
3 posts
October 2011
1 post
September 2011
3 posts
andrewmuto left me a very important voicemail...
August 2011
3 posts
July 2011
6 posts
June 2011
1 post
May 2011
2 posts
April 2011
2 posts
March 2011
3 posts
January 2011
2 posts
Seriously? EVERY night?
Come on Silverlake, enough with the skunks already.
December 2010
1 post
Fonts
Me: Some people look at Comic Sans and think, "So what? It's just a font." It drives me insane.
Will: Yeah. That's like saying, "Hitler was just some guy."
November 2010
1 post
October 2010
2 posts
September 2010
4 posts
It's hot outside.
Andy: Are you sweating right now?
Me: Yes. In places I didn't even know could sweat.
Andy: In places you didn't even know you had places.
August 2010
2 posts
July 2010
1 post
June 2010
2 posts
WatchAdventure Friends might have some competition. Dandies and Quaintrelles from D.C. just had a Seersucker Social.
May 2010
7 posts
Nutrition, and why it's important.
There are starving children in the world. I know this because as a kid, my mom told me about them whenever I refused to eat my vegetables. That’s a lie. I always ate my vegetables. But she does like to tell me about the starving children whenever life’s got me down. I don’t think one should compare one’s temporarily troubling situation to the misfortune of another in an effort to feel...
Ugh. Birds.
While I was out driving around today, a bird pooped all over me and the inside of my car. And I don’t have a convertible.
WatchScraper bikes is on the scene.
“It’s not rape if you yell surprise!”
– My friend Joe’s thoughts on how to pull off a successful rape.